Workin it

I know its been a while since I posted anything on the blog, but I figured this would be the easiest way to reach everyone. This has been a trip so far after spending around 50 days at FOB Rustimayah we finished the DFAC roof 15 days ahead of schedule, even though we had over 100 mortars dropped on use you would be amazed how fast you can jump off a 35 foot roof when alarms start going off considering the FOB is only about a quarter square mile big no matter where they hit you would hear it and the DFAC is almost in the center. We have a guy working on a slide show once he's finished I will post it.

I am now back at FOB Hammer it is quiet and peaceful but, there is so much bullshit here I would rather go back to "Rusty" and get mortared everyday. They have some of the dumbest smart people I have ever meet running the show here. We are at least 2months behind on every project and my 4 little stripes are flexed to there fullest, no one wants to be told by a SSgt they have F__k up everything from the start. But enough complaining I have to get ready for work

Later

True Friendship

I thought this really spoke about the BFF's , my local Wingman sent it to me today.

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well

Again. I don't want whatever the hell you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

But only you can feel the true warmth..